Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother

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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: The Onion News Network's Karen Christopher takes you Beyond The Facts, ripping open the chest of news...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wh...

The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137

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For More Breaking News: While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to br...

Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

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271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security. More coverage at:

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

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The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.

Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network

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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda

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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. For More Breaking News: http:...

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

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Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. For More Breaking News: http://www...

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