Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother

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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: The Onion News Network's Karen Christopher takes you Beyond The Facts, ripping open the chest of news...

The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137

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For More Breaking News: While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to br...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wh...

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

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The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.

Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network

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Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

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271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security. More coverage at:

Onion News Network - New Gun Laws!

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New gun laws make it legal to carry a gun at head level in public. (Watch Onion News Network and Onion Sportsdome! Great stuff.)

Onion News Network - Future Batman

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A report from the Onion News Network about a possible future Batman.

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