Added: Jul 8, 2007
From: MashUps
Duration: 2:7
HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis. Hi! I'm Michael Alvear, YouTube's new resident shagspert. You can see me on HBO, CBS and NBC giving sex and relationship advice to dateless girls like lonelygirl15, gay guys like williamsledd, hot girls like miaarose, angst-ridden women like Brookers, and whacky dudes like Smosh. In this funny advice series I'll be talking about men, women, flirting, seduction, hooking up, orgasm, low libido, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, affairs, and everything else you can think of. Maybe even guitars and rock bands, who knows? Stay tuned!
Channel: Entertainment
Tags: advice blabbermash cock dating dick foreplay funny intercourse love measuring naked penis relationship sex tips
Rating: 4.39 (256 ratings) Views: 319195' favoriteCount='208 Comments: 25
Sifren101 Says:
Nov 11, 2008 - LMFAO
VariedInterest Says:
Nov 12, 2008 - Which way? In general I think. Haha. I can personally vouch for that being likely.
VariedInterest Says:
Nov 12, 2008 - Actually Kinsey measured his own subjects. There is a chance that his subjects may have been slightly larger than average, because they would be the ones most willing to participate, but if you look at his studies they are amazingly varied. 5 is correct though, which means lots of people are longer and lots are shorter. Just like the average male height is 5'9, when not many people are actually 5'9.
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osagi76 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - lol
nokiea5300 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - lol
RizRyann Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - 7.5 inches!
gungunn101 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - LOL you have the right to be an atheist.
MercifulJustice Says:
Nov 19, 2008 - its a religion (&way of life) that believes in no god or any religion
oberhofedavi Says:
Nov 20, 2008 - wooot i can brag!
BoxingAnalyst08 Says:
Nov 21, 2008 - Im 6 1/2...but ive never bragged to ppl and said im big, i always thought 6 1/2 was small. I feel a little better atleast.
cimitus Says:
Nov 21, 2008 - "Mine looks really big, but its actualy only 4 inches. . . from the floor."
lopytube Says:
Nov 22, 2008 - I already feel gay watchinh this.did they havta have that gay ass host?
Fackenstein Says:
Nov 24, 2008 - 2.7
dreamdevil619 Says:
Nov 25, 2008 - XD wtf are all u guys seriously measuring ur size rofl
universallove90 Says:
Nov 27, 2008 - Damn men are a bunch of disgusting retards, why many women continue to date them, is beyond me. Men should be with men. Women, and men are not even sexually compatible. The majority of men have about 10 times higher sex drive then women, therefore men should leave women the fuck alone, and fuck other men. Everyone knows men are gay anyways look at them, all they do is stroke their cocks ahhahaha!
Internesting Says:
Nov 27, 2008 - im packin 3 footer, i have to wrap it around my leg.
BobeenChatagratzsky Says:
Nov 28, 2008 - yeah "high five"
pencheroc Says:
Nov 28, 2008 - my partner says it hurts her cervix when it goes to deep so it could be a disadvantage
gerbizzlefoshizzle Says:
Nov 30, 2008 - you are stupid. go have sexual intercourse with yourself. BTW, it's still kinda stupid to compete in who's got the biggest dick
Nasty0suicide Says:
Nov 30, 2008 - ":) Round up to the nearest cm... >:| NOT the nearest foot" LLFMAO :D
dice142803 Says:
Nov 30, 2008 - im a guy and a friend told me " It doesn't matter how small your penis is...it's how you use it" lol smart wise words.
JRN1704 Says:
Dec 2, 2008 - That's what people with a small penis usually say... :)
IPlayGuitar19 Says:
Dec 2, 2008 - oh wow you are just so fucking cool
royline101 Says:
Nov 11, 2008 - I don't even know why guys even care how big their penis is. it is like a race