Added: Feb 6, 2006
From: Flaggboy42
Duration: 20:7
Pre-"Red Asphalt" Driver's Ed short, sponsored by Union Pacific Railroad (still manages to work in a train safety message)
Channel: Comedy
Tags: chance clear driver's ed last mst3k safety
Rating: 4.91 (833 ratings) Views: 137546' favoriteCount='1158 Comments: 25
BadSeed13 Says:
Oct 30, 2008 - No signs of life, Captain.
THEJACKAL09 Says:
Nov 1, 2008 - "Oh my god he's snapped!" "He's a mad cop on the loose!" Great stuff.
NaveedKoval Says:
Nov 7, 2008 - anyone know this guy?
mblizzle09 Says:
Nov 9, 2008 - Crow: 'All Nude Girls' Servo: 'Whites Only' lol!
2138bach Says:
Nov 9, 2008 - CAN I HAVE YOUR ROOM???
Ryushinku Says:
Nov 10, 2008 - "Well, do you know him like THIS?!"
Illogicality Says:
Nov 10, 2008 - "They're dead, they're dead, they're dead they're dead they're deaaad dead dead~" ROFL. Seriously. Who chose the happy music for the credits, which take place like only 1 minute after the tragic death? xD
ziggytim Says:
Nov 10, 2008 - he gets into a fatal crash, RIGHT AFTER THIS TALK. effin' moron.
AWakeWoman155 Says:
Nov 10, 2008 - why don't they look ralph tell me why don't they look?
LuckyBlackCatXIII Says:
Nov 15, 2008 - You're deep, Ernie :| XD
LuckyBlackCatXIII Says:
Nov 15, 2008 - WEll technically the one who got killed in the end was the OTHER brother who had just arrived. But still, who the Hell waves behind them while driving thinking they're fine?! Morons XD
NeedsMoreTry Says:
Nov 15, 2008 - Never under any circumstances drive with your butt cheeks.
ziggytim Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - dammit! you're right! my snarky comments have really been slipping lately....
rlkitterman Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - Hey, I think that was the UP "Big Blow" gas-turbine engine at about 13:10 or so!
LuckyBlackCatXIII Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - Ha ha, it's fine, don't get yourself down! XD
AWakeWoman155 Says:
Nov 21, 2008 - I totally agree, Orcini. That was as funny as the movie. I was really hoping that they included that part. I was laughing so hard at that, I almost passed out everytime I watched it for a week after I first saw it.
ZzMorningWoodzZ Says:
Nov 21, 2008 - Well, I'd tuck ya in, but you're dead.
BrunnerJamFilms Says:
Nov 23, 2008 - I REGRET NOTHING
pnutbutrncrackers Says:
Nov 24, 2008 - Surprised no one has commented on the ridiculous paint job/design of the police car at :40. Slow day at Biff's Auto Body, I gather!
sillygrl23 Says:
Nov 25, 2008 - "Oh look the pepto-bizmal car!" LOL! Isn't it a tad innapropiate to drive a PINK car into a furneral procession?
R8erNation636 Says:
Nov 29, 2008 - Yeah; it SOUNDS more fun than it really is... trust me!
ironjoe123 Says:
Nov 30, 2008 - The world made sense an hour ago!
Vasquez88 Says:
Nov 30, 2008 - "Don't trust anyone! Turn your back on hope and love!"
Wingtsuninpo Says:
Dec 3, 2008 - haha "would you identify this bucket-full of your brother?" but it's really not funny when that kind of thing happens
gbear4 Says:
Oct 30, 2008 - Would you idientify this bucketful of your brother?