Added: Jan 23, 2008

From: Djy1991

Duration: 4:58

Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences Remember to subscribe! HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo Look at that video, it shows you what music I put into the video and plus a download link to the entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for that :D John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon. The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys". John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs. "I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said "Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman. "Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster. John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again. John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house. John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece. Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs. When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see. Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed. The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out. John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry. "I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs. to be continued..? THANKS DESTRUCTOID FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS FARK FOR THE POST! :D THANKS KOTAKU FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS BOING BOING TV FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS JOYSTIQ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS GAME REVOLUTION FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS NEATORAMA FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS GAMEVIDEOS FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS FILEFRONT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS VIDEO SHIFT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS CANNED GEEK FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS AUSTRALIAN GAMER FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANKS HALOLZ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D THANK YOU PC GAMER UK FOR THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE! :D THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the internet, please message me.

Channel: Entertainment

Tags: 10  blind51de  die  freeman  garrys  gmod  half  john  kill  life  mod  noob  pwned  squirrelking 


Rating: 4.85 (12656 ratings)    Views: 1260675' favoriteCount='23046    Comments: 25

ortefox2 Says:

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Strawbz7209 Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - Let me put how funny this was like this; IM SOO SUBSCRIBING AND YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!

UczChosenWun92 Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - lmfao!! xD all i have to say

CroissanteBreadStick Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - whatever it is, it's the best and most amazing line in any video ever. it's sheer genius.

12gaugegunner Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - lol sounds like the voice of Caboose from Red. vs. Blue...

SeanCanavi Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - That was the greatest thing ever. Of all time. :'D

ShinigamiSparda Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - IT DOES!!! COLUMBO DAY!!!

KylejaPY Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - The pants were dead

jackskatess Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - YELLED AT THE TOP OF LUNGS hah

TheAfkClub Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - man thats so awesome xD!!! good job man!!!

yootubematt Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

Kimippsen Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - Laughed at this for 3 weeks

Homfrog Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - How does he shot the officer in the head when he ddint have weapon?

TacticalToast619 Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - Nye!

Foxhack Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - Magic!

jacobisgeno1 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - its a silly fan fic dude its not spost too make sence XD

jacobisgeno1 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - the pants were dead XD

EccentricWolven23 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - and the pants were dead XD

playerslayer01 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - and the country side was NICE! and the birds and the sun where almost down from the top of the sky

SPerrigo123 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - john freeman found wepon and shot the zombie goests lmao

t0mster1234 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - 1:29-1:25 the narrator almost loses it xD

ExperimentalArmy Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - the pants were dead XD

MCH1984 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - *magic*

Dan0524 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - This is the winningest thing to ever be done. Congratulations.

gtanoob1997 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - rofl cant get soo funny