borimirtheboring Says:

Nov 16, 2008 - You win

tony9L9L Says:

Nov 16, 2008 - Don't let me Dad hear you say that! He'd have cast us into the fiery pits of Hades without even so much as a backward glance for even THINKING about winning

happyprincess456 Says:

Nov 16, 2008 - brilliant. absolutely brilliant

kingbob772 Says:

Nov 17, 2008 - Luxury! I used to act as a speed bump on a motorway! but im only small cause all we had to eat was the sap of a dying tree, so it had pretty much no sap! every car in britain used to drive over me, nd i only got a 10 second break to pee every four years...you had it lucky in the matchbox!

chelseabornboy Says:

Nov 17, 2008 - oh my god, you guys remind me of all the utter-bores who used to loudly mis-quote this sketch in my local pub nigh-on 30 years ago and that was FAR from luxury their boring off-spring probably do the same with little-britain material today, AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!

KrekkaFilms Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - Funniest Monty Python Skit! Are they saying "Corridor"?

imatwatinlove Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - aye but when we were kidz we used to live in rexham ...

DuffyWXM Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - WREXHAM! well wen we were kids we lived in a place in Wales called MOLD! and my dad would make me work 22 hours a day and when i got home he wud chop my fingers off and feed me tthem for suppor!

DuffyWXM Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - well i'l tell u Wrexham wud of been a luxery

beckabrutality Says:

Nov 21, 2008 - genius..... pure genius

Wovonoloverofgod Says:

Nov 22, 2008 - and you tell that to the young people today - and they won't belive you

remorrs Says:

Nov 24, 2008 - lmfao XD

runisle Says:

Nov 25, 2008 - "we were evicted from our hole on the ground!!" genius, indeed !

CRICKET999999999 Says:

Nov 25, 2008 - i've seen that same sketch for 7 years. and still, i'm in tears laughing XD

BillyBogartShow Says:

Nov 26, 2008 - I love how they competetively augment each line but never really step over one another. In the end they're all in agreement. This is brilliant comedy!

WikkidAwesomeness Says:

Nov 26, 2008 - i had to live under a rock in the desert and go to work making mt rushmore bt gnawing at the rock with my teeth. and i only had 2. then i would go home to my rock and eat live scorpions for dinner and drink my own pee.

pinkfakecheez Says:

Nov 27, 2008 - Good effort. :D

asztaka Says:

Nov 28, 2008 - :))) just brilliant

StukovM1g Says:

Nov 30, 2008 - Luxury. I used to live in a cube of ice, all 685 of us, wake up at midnight every morning, eat a bowl of grass washed down with dirt, work at the lead factory for a pound every year for 20 hours a day, get poisoned with lead and when we got home, dad will blow us to pieces with cluster bombs IF WE WERE LUCKY.

ORCA4312 Says:

Nov 30, 2008 - You had a DAD? You're lucky...

ChasingSarahRedux Says:

Dec 1, 2008 - Wretched excess. I used to live on the jagged end of a broken beer bottle, get up and drink backwashed piss, work at the mill for a ha'penny every ten years, and when I got home my mum used to throw me in a pit of nymphomaniac spiders, if I was lucky!

StukovM1g Says:

Dec 1, 2008 - those were my happy years. later the whole family, 418 of us left moved to china, worked 100 hours a day for 1 yuan every century, work in badly maintained factories during winter wearing a sheet of paper making fur coats to export to America, eat a handful of snow washed down with melted snow and when we got home, Dad will practice his shooting by sniping every one of us using his 1861 musket. p.s.: i'm sorry if i offended anyone with the china part.

StukovM1g Says:

Dec 1, 2008 - (continued) And we were living in a coal mine, do you know how badly maintained those things are?

StukovM1g Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - That's all? I had to fight off Nazis, Communists, Confederates, Genghis Khan and his mongol Hordes, the Roman Army, the Chinese Empire, The Russian empire, hungry bears, piranhas, mad cows and earthworms with a WW1 rifle and 10 bullets.

yourheadacheishere Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - you were all lucky. i had to live in a river, then wash it after having slept in it. we, all 1 of me worked in an abandoned factory and only got paid when i smelled bad enough for the neighbors to notice. Everyday id drink whatever i could squeeze out of an elephants dung, then eat the rest for dinner... u lucky bastards had it all