Jonesy21109 Says:
Jul 27, 2008 - In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line. HAHAHAHA!!! the bes line ever
link10304 Says:
Jul 27, 2008 - both sports suck dick.
thebigva Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - I wouldn't say baseball is the ultimate skill sport, ever played a round of golf?
laughingaussie90 Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - Sorry man, but to us you are all Yanks.
EvilCreeps Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - when everything is DYING!!! XD
24GordonFan223 Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - in other words Baseball's gay and football kicks ass
Gotz2havepasta Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - baseball over any other sport BAM!!
michigancherry Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - come on dude!...
1hayesc Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - finally some one with sense
Lentaro92 Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - lol fail, u know what football is right..? You're talking about Soccer.
korean389 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - thats basicly it
korean389 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - sounds like a war zone doesnt it
abard123 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - your a typical british idiot. FOOTBALL players wear pads because they are double the size and strength of any pussy as rugby player. the only injury a rugby player gets is a sandy vagina
Rvnb Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - well guess twice, they do get A LOT of injuries, far more often/serious than in "football"
Rvnb Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - so if it is called FOOTball so why are they holding it in their hands almost all the time :)
abard123 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - go away and play your little footfetish football and leave real football to real men in AMERICA!
FritosOrLays Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - Screw you all. Hockey FTW. :P
coughfilmsco Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - NOPE, NOT AT ALL! I personally think that football is boring, (nfl atleast) with all of the stupid-ass rules that the nfl has added over the years, play after play is a flag. Two years ago, I was at a Browns- Bears game and they had to replay third down 5 thimes because of penalties! No Joke! Baseball on the other hand, you have to be aware at all times because you never know when a play will involve you.
coughfilmsco Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - ah... football, the only sport where you can be fat and still be good at it...
hafabee Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - Hockey rules over all other sport.
packerfanforlife Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - you forgot rugby
hardsly Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - what about bowling...Tugby? hockey used to be a good sport basketball forget..what the last 2 minutes
Lentaro92 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - it's just shorter for the word "American Football". og google football and u find the different games under that name :) and if u listen to what he said, they don't use helmets in soccer :P that would have looked pretty silly.
notamark20 Says:
Jul 31, 2008 - Carlin was not ripping baseball. He was comparing the gentle nature of baseball to the animalistic nature of football. Carlin was a baseball and football fan.
Pantera596 Says:
Jul 27, 2008 - Hey jackass...yanks is refered to northern americans, thats not even 1/3 of our population Dumb ass, and football takes 3x the cordination and brains(i know the primitive World can't handle sports where u have to actually game plan and think). Fucking annoying pains in the asses, steroids are legal in most countries, to think your countries athletes don't do it is so far juvenile I have to think you under the age of ten.